Holy forum, Batman!! I’m here, what do I do now???
Just as in Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy, the advice is the same: DON’T PANIC! (The fresh towel is optional.) Just peruse the accumulated knowledge of the ages below, and somewhere you’ll find what you need to know.
One word of advice: YOU control a lot of your own destiny here (especially with your user name, etc.), so it would behoove you to firgure out how to change your own stuff. Also, it won’t hurt to click on things to see what they are, especially the ‘page’ links in the heading to the blog — you already clicked a page link to get here.
So onward we go!